Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
"It’s like I was playing some kind of game, but the rules don’t make any sense to me. They’re being made up by all the wrong people. I mean no one makes them up. They seem to make themselves up."
The Graduate (dir. by Mike Nichols, 1967)
Evening Dress, 1957
"I think that my experience in television, is that it is always a harbinger of what comes in the culture. Certainly, when I played Captain Janeway, the first female captain of a starship. It was only a few years after that, then I had young girls from MIT come to me and say that they were thinking of going into research - and now they’re going into the field. So they’re going up instead of in" Kate Mulgrew - ‘Behind The Bars’: Red”
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