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Artemis is not feeling World Cup fever

Artemis is not feeling World Cup fever


  • a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
  • a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.

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slutgard3n:

thisisglorious:

ivy-and-twine:

MCM Part II   Flower Beards

VZ WE MM VV PY

yes.

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'The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing' by Melissa Bank #2014inbooks

'The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing' by Melissa Bank #2014inbooks

I feel empowered the fact that I can look the way that I do on stage and in photos - I can look that way any time I want. And I feel like it’s important message to other women that they can do it, too.

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ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

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